And then you have war profiteers like me, getting the best of both sides.
Take a side or they’ll execute you as a traitor.
I’ll lead the rebel troops of Coffee and Muffins who are tired of Cake and Tea’s tyranny.
You all know you can have all of these, right?
(Source: theload)
realityhelix asked: It'll be there. You just be careful around Mr. Tetch, okay? Don't drink the Special Tea.
I won’t.
realityhelix asked: I have homemade soup, frozen. where shall I send it?
There’s a hat shop near the steal mill.
realityhelix asked: I am that. Doesn't mean I can't care about you. He doesn't actually decide my feelings, after all.
I could use more food.
realityhelix asked: Do you need food? Clothing? Supplies?
Why do you care? You’re my brother’s friend.
realityhelix asked: How are you faring? Have you work? Housing? Friends?
I’m fine.
None of you have anything on the damage that he has done to me.
He’s a bastard covered bastard with bastard filling.
BITCH PLEASE YOURSELF, JONATHAN
YOU’RE NOT THE ONE WITH A BUNCH OF BRUISES AND LACERATIONS
He’s a bastard covered bastard with bastard filling.
Obviously.
piranhascantsmile asked: Are you going to try and fine out the gender before it arrives?
I don’t know yet. I have another seven months to figure this out.
piranhascantsmile asked: Do you have names in mind?
No.
piranhascantsmile asked: That's good. Um... h-how far... along..?
Almost seven weeks.
